Spoof story

MAKE A SENTENCE

Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Paul: I is the…

Teacher: No, Paul . You must say "I am" not "I is."
John: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

WHAT IS THIS ANIMAL ?

One day, Mrs Arnold, a teacher at Green Barn Infant School, Norwich, England, was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds.

Firstly she held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy, 'Sammy, what is this animal?'

Sammy looked at the picture with a disheartened look on his face and responded, 'I'm sorry Mrs Arnold, I don't know.'

Mrs Arnold was not one to give up easily, so she then asked Sammy, 'Well, Sammy, what does your Mummy call your Daddy?'

Sammy's face suddenly brightened up, but then a confused look spread slowly, and he asked, 'Mrs Arnold, is that really a pig?'

REACH HOME BEFORE FAILED

Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car?

Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

AGE OF PAINTING 

A funny accountant visits a museum with a Sardar Ji.

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.

Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?

Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.

WHEN MY GRANDFATHER DIE

American Girl: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.

Indian Girl: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.

Pakistani Girl: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.

CHEMICAL FORMULA OF WATER

Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?

Student: HIJKLMNO.

Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?

Student: Yesterday you said H to O.
 
GETTING MARRIAGE
Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
Santa: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.

(adapted from: www.litejokes.com)